Audience Participation Friday

Residents of the historic English village of Lunt have launched a campaign to change the village's name because vandals keep defacing their road signs.

The pranksters constantly change the village's name to an extremely rude swear word, reports the Daily Telegraph, and the villagers are fed up.

After much discussion they finally reached a consensus, and on May 1, 2008, the town's name will be formally changed to _____________. (Answers in comments, please.)