Tuesday, April 8, 2008

Let me get this straight. For years we've been tormenting Michael Jackson for his sleepovers with teenaged boys. Yet during that same time, there's been a polygamist compound in Texas where fifty-year-old men have been MARRYING teenage virgins, and nobody's said a word?

What exactly was Michael missing -- religion, or bonnets?

1 comment:

Yet Another Steve said...

That's what "relative freedom of religion" is all about. If your religion involves peyote ceremonies and is not Judeo-Christian, it's not a "real" religion so it's not protected. On the other hand, if it sanctions adults fucking minors but it's nominally Christian, then it's beyond reproach.

Really, Roman, why do I have to explain the SIMPLEST things to you? Who am I, Betty Bowers?