Oliver Stone is getting ready to film "W," a biography about the president, and the Hollywood Reporter sent copies of the screenplay to four Bush biographers for their comments.

In the film, Bush is portrayed a foul-mouthed, reformed drunk obsessed with baseball, Saddam Hussein and his conflicted relationship with his dad. One expert criticized the script, saying it made the White House look like a fraternity full of yes-men where nobody knew anything and everybody had ridiculous nicknames.

When reporters asked the White House for comment, Skippy, Wanky and Mr. Farkles totally agreed.

In the film, James Cromwell plays George Bush Sr. He was the farmer in Babe, so this'll be different for him. In Babe he raised a pig who did something with his life.