Athlete and wife swap medication. Ah, love.

So, yet another professional athlete was busted by a drug test. This time it's Detroit Pistons guard Lindsey Hunter, who tested positive for phentermine, a banned substance used for weight loss.

His excuse? The pill -- available only by prescription -- was something his wife uses, and at his house, he and his wife just randomly take each other's pills.

Just randomly. Take each other's pills.

His exact words: "If I've got a head cold, I might grab one of her pills. It was just a bonehead mistake on my part."

Yeah. Sure. I guess that explains why he was hospitalized for Midol poisoning last October. And why his wife has an erection that just won't go down.