Thursday, April 3, 2008

Madonna says she and Guy Ritchie aren't divorcing. In fact, she says, they still sleep together every night, though they both have BlackBerrys under their pillows.

You've got two naked fifty-year-olds in bed together. Yeah, it's a vibrating cellphone that's making them shake their heads.

A beauty pageant is being held in Abu Dhabi - for camels. Ten thousand camels will compete against each other for the chance of winning more than eight million dollars in prize money and up to 100 cars and other prizes.

And you thought the Miss America losers drank a lot afterward.

Donald Trump has announced a new project where he'll take a common street whore and try to turn her into a high-class society woman.

When his daughter Ivanka heard the news, she reportedly said, "Dad, you're getting married again?"

Oprah Winfrey plans to dedicate a show to her cocker spaniel, Sophie, who died last month from kidney failure. The episode, to air next month, will be a scathing indictment of greedy dog breeders and an expose of puppy mills.

Coincidentally, Entertainment Tonight is also going to do a show about unscrupulous breeders just out to make piles of cash. But theirs is going to center around Heather Mills.

A new study by Marine biologists says that in the octopus world there's jealousy and murder plus lots of wild sex. They said male octopuses guard their mates so jealously that sometimes they strangle their rivals to death. They also saw some male octupuses that swam "girlishly" while hiding the dark stripes that marked them as male.

So if anybody asks you, "What's gay and has eight arms?" there's an answer other than 'NSync.

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