QUEEN LATIFAH: "I've always seen size a little differently than the rest of the world. Since I've been on Jenny Craig I've lost over five percent of my weight and increased my activity, which can really reduce my risk of health problems. So when people ask me, 'What size are you?' I say, 'I'm a size healthier.'"

TRANSLATION: "I ain't losing ten pounds for no bitch-ass million dollars."