Fixing Up Somebody Else's Joke

Chelsea Peretti:

Some people talk during sex. I like to be dead silent. Except sometimes I will say, "Thank you for dinner."

Our rewrite:

Some people talk during sex. I like to be dead silent. Except sometimes I will say, "No, we're not quite ready to order."

Fixing Up Somebody Else's Joke

Billy Eichner:

Conservatives say gay marriage could lead to people marrying animals But that's crazy. I don't want to marry my horse. If I did, he'd never have sex with me again.

Our rewrite:

Conservatives say gay marriage could lead to people marrying animals But that's crazy. I don't want to marry my horse. If I did, my cat would never fuck me again.