2. First she nagged David Letterman like a fishwife about his socks, then answered his question about how poor people could be fashionable by recommending twenty-dollar lipstick. And then Anna Wintour -- looking all Nancy Reagan, with giant head and spindly body -- tried to tell a joke:
"Well, just yesterday the press called me an ice queen, the Sun King, an alien fleeing from District 9 and a dominatrix. Which I guess makes me, like, um, room-temperature, uh, royalty, from . . . what was it? Oh, outer space. And I'm, like, hitting people. With a whip."
