Monday, October 26, 2009

Wedding Announcement

Ivanka M. Trump was married Sunday to Jared Kushner at the Trump National Golf Club in Bedminster, N. J.

The bride, 27, was born wealthy. She works for her father and used some of his money to start a jewelry design business.

The bridegroom, 28, was also born wealthy. He works for his father and used some of his money to buy a newspaper that's currently losing two million dollars a year.

The bride's father, Donald Trump, was also born wealthy. His businesses have filed for bankruptcy four times, and he's been sued more than a hundred times. The bride's mother Ivana was dumped by her father long ago in lieu of a series of trophy wives.

The bridegroom's father, Charles Kushner, was also born wealthy. He has been convicted of witness tampering, tax evasion and making illegal campaign contributions. He served nearly two years in jail.

The bride will keep her father's name, as well as whatever cash he has that isn't confiscated in future bankruptcies.

The couple have announced plans to honeymoon in countries that have good weather, pleasant scenery, and no extradition treaties with the United States. They request that, in lieu of wedding gifts, a donation is made, in their name, to them.

1 comment:

Amy said...

Congratulations to the beautiful couple.

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