So Bernie Madoff is chilling around the jail's ball field, just bullshitting with this other con about the stock market. Knowing Bernie, you know things are gonna heat up. Angry words are exchanged and threats are made, but neither side backs down. Maybe Bernie's buddy's got him down as some kinda patsy, because he gives Bernie a healthy shove.

Naturally, our man ain't taking it. Bernie shoves the dude even harder, with both hands, and his attacker goes flying to the dirt. Bernie hovers over the dude, red-faced and glaring, and when the guy finally retakes his feet and scampers off, the twenty-something inmates who have watched this exchange give Bernie major props in street cred.

Thus goes another day at the Dustin Diamond Correctional Facility.

(Via Gawker.)