Too busy to shop for toiletries? Automated Man will send you those essentials every month for the low, low rate of just $39.95.


Isn't that a great deal? Every month you'll get a bottle of Suave shampoo, Gillette deodorant, Irish Spring or Coast soap --

Oh, fuck it. They might as well include a bottle of Hai Karate and a naked photo of Megan Fox with each order, because there's no way in hell a gay man's using any of this crap.

(Via Queerty)