Report: Jon Gosselin Left Joint Accounts With Kate Emptier Than Her Uterus

A bank employee confirmed that Jon Gosselin has left joint bank accounts that he holds with his wife Kate emptier than her uterus.

"He showed up this morning and pulled out almost every cent," the anonymous employee declared. "It's crazy. This isn't the 'Hey, where did everybody go?' kind of empty. It's the 'Hello, hello, hello: no, I'm not repeating myself -- that's the echo' kind of empty."

The employee went on to say Gosselin asked for most of the money in hundreds to pay his bills, but several thousand in singles to give his girlfriends.