Hell is a kitchen where there's a cooking challenge every night. The competitors are given two hours and four mystery ingredients, and they have to make an appetizer, an entree, and a dessert.

Gordon Ramsay oversees the chefs. "Oh, for fuck's sake!" he screams when someone drops a plate. "Fuck off!" he yells when somebody burns toast. "What the fuck is this?" he hollers when someone sends him an Edible Arrangement for his birthday.

Alton Brown provides color commentary. "What is bluefin tuna, you ask? Well, the ancient Greeks called them the 'undersea woodchuck.'"

Jeffrey Steingarten is the judge. "Well, I don't like this at all," he says before actually swallowing any of it. He shovels in another forkful because there's some empty space in his mouth toward the back. "I'dth never payth for thith."

Then Bobby Flay wins.