Heath Campbell, the dentally-challenged dad, is shocked -- simply shocked! -- about all the intolerance around. I mean, a grocery store here in America refusing to make a birthday cake for a sweet little kid! He thought this was a free country! He thought we had freedom of expression! Why are his rights being trampled on?
He's mystified -- yes, mystified! -- how anybody could brand him a racist. He was exercising his free speech, is all. The kid could just have easily been named Big Yellow Rainslicker Campbell, or Basil-Flecked Minestrone Campbell. He pulls a slightly off-kilter name out of a hat and all of a sudden people freak out! Christ, next thing you know Don Cornelius will refuse to give a shout-out to God Hates Gypsies O'Meara.
So, tell you what I'm gonna do, Heath. You want to exercise your free speech? Change your own freakin' name to Brain-Dead Waste of Space Campbell and I'll make your next birthday cake myself.
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