According to a new poll, the celebrity most Americans would like to have as a neighbor is ex-VP hopeful Sarah Palin, with Oprah taking second place and swimmer Michael Phelps taking third.

The worst celebrity neighbor is Britney Spears, followed by Rosie O'Donnell, Joe the Plumber, and Lindsay Lohan.

The Palins would have been my first choice too. I mean, it's annoying to have to hop in the car every time I need crack.