A burglar hit Paris Hilton's Hollywood Hills home at around five o'clock this morning. The crook forced his way through the front door and absconded with an estimated $2 million worth of jewelry and other belongings.

Paris stumbled upon the burglar in action but thought it was somebody she'd slept with, since he was wearing pants. He'd been gone for seven hours before she realized the duct tape and handcuffs weren't foreplay.