Australian scientists gave cocaine to honeybees, and discovered the drugged insects act suspiciously like humans. They dance energetically, communicate more frequently, and get cranky when their supply is cut off.

Unfortunately, it took the scientists a lot of trial and error to determine an effective dosage, and several bees nearly OD'd. "OHMIGOD!" one screamed shortly after the drug was administered. "What's this yellow shit coming out of my ass?"

(Via Joe.My.God)