-- Snapper, the endangered sea turtle who can work on her tan now that a Mexican developer has paved over her eggs
-- Charo, the puppy-mill Chihuahua who'd love to see her kids end up in Paris Hilton's closet
-- Clucky, the chicken who think small cages are cozy, and doesn't see any real need to stand up
-- Rocky, the raccoon who'd rather live under a Polo Outlet store than in a hollow tree
-- Backstroke, the polar bear who'd rather go swimming than sit around some dull ice floe
-- Honker, the goose who force-feeds himself
-- Cockadoodle, the rooster who says fighting with razor blades attached to his feet keeps him in tip-top shape
-- Antlers, the moose who hates to admit it but those dudes in the helicopter shot him fair and square
-- Barker, the 102nd Dalmatian who spends his spare time turning his legs into lapels

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