Monday, December 29, 2008

News Round-Up

Those flying shoes didn't bother President Bush, but First Lady Laura is definitely peeved. "It is an assault," she declared on Fox News Sunday. "And I think it should be treated that way."

Looking on the bright side, she says, "this proves beyond a shadow of a doubt that what we're doing is working, now that the Iraqis finally have the freedom to tell us to go fuck ourselves."

2 comments:

dpaste said...

I can haz free speechez?

Anonymous said...

I'll have whatever she's having. I don't think my eyes have looked like that since the end of the Psychedelic Era.

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