ME: Hello. Do you have chocolate-covered cherries?
GUY: This is a florist shop. You looking for a chocolate shop? This is a florist shop. We sell flowers.
ME: On your website it says you sell gift baskets, and some of them have chocolate-covered cherries.
GUY: (PAUSE) Six ounces for fifteen dollars.
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2 comments:
Six ounces for fifteen bucks? Lord, don't you guys have Trader Joe's out there?
I love NY.
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