Paul McCartney claims that he was the politically-active Beatle, rather than John Lennon. In an interview Sunday McCartney said he was the first to raised objections to the Vietnam war within the group, thus initiating their anti-war stance.

Fans have always thought that John Lennon was the group's political conscience, penning songs like "Revolution," "Imagine," and "Give Peace a Chance."

McCartney bolsters his claim by saying that "Hi Hi Hi" addresses global warming, and "Band on the Run" is about him and Linda chasing Osama bin Laden.






In today's Times, a recovering alcoholic says drunkenness is no longer fashionable in New York.

And in an exclusive interview to be published tomorrow, Nancy Reagan declares blowjobs déclassé.




God forbid you teach kids how to use a rifle. No, it's much better to teach them that cameras kill.