Tuesday, December 16, 2008

Old Spice's Man of the Year

Ooh, Matt Chancey is a manly man. Or so says his wife, Jennie, fifteen times in her entry essay.

How manly is Matt? He likes John Wayne movies. He likes hunting. He thinks women shouldn't vote, hold political office, attend college, or work outside the home. (Isn't there enough work to do inside?)

Naturally, Jennie is the paragon of the womanly arts. She likes to sew and design patterns for their eight homeschooled kids. She has two websites: Beautiful Womanhood and Ladies Against Feminism. Her father, Reverend Ovid Need, speaks regularly on the evils of race mixing.

I'd recommend Jennie's essay on how women need to stay home and blindly follow their husbands, but really my favorite part is the address:

http://www.visionforumministries.org/issues/family/ jennie_chancey_responds_to_tit.aspx

Get thee behind me, Satan! Defile not our URLs. And if one of your minions has to get me stinkwater this Christmas, make it Hai Karate instead.


(Via Queerty.)

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