Orit Fox, Israel's answer to Khloe Kardashian, was halfway through a photo shoot when the photographer suggested she pose with a giant snake.
"There's absolutely no way," declared the bottle blonde. "He's probably poisonous, and he'd bite me!"
"He's not poisonous," said the photographer. "And he won't bite you, anyway."
Orit shook her head. "I don't believe you. There's no way I'm touching that snake. No way!"
The photographer sighed. "Well, if you don't pose with the snake, no magazine is going to print these crummy pictures."
Orit was simulating fellatio with the snake when it bit her in the boob. "OHMIGOD!" she screamed. Frantic, she pounded the snake with both fists until it released its grip and fell onto the ground.
But it was too late. Death had already reared its uninvited head. "How could you do this to me?" the snake moaned as it lay dying of silicone poisoning.
"Stupid reptile," spat Orit. "What, like you thought these world-class gazangas could be real?"
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