Conservative website World Net Daily congratulates some American corporations for refusing to recognize equal rights for gays and lesbians. They applaud Harley-Davidson, Goodyear, and Advance Auto Parts, but single out one corporation in particular. "When it comes to automotive service in America," they trumpet, "Pep Boys may be among the best-known brands, but the company is doing absolutely nothing to promote the homosexual agenda."

"We sincerely appreciate the kind words," replied Manny, Moe, and Nearsighted Hitler.