Thursday, March 3, 2011

A New Hampshire man has been accused of sexually assaulting his neighbor’s horse.

Police said they were sent out on a call concerning a man putting his hand and arm inside a horse’s vagina. They found Marian Wegiel, 63, in the corral and arrested him. He has been charged with cruelty to animals, fourth-degree sexual assault, third-degree criminal trespass and second-degree breach of peace.

Wegiel's attorney says he's a “decent human being" who has been “churchgoing all his life.” Wegiel denies abusing the horse, and says he was "comforting" it after it had been scared.


Ohmigod, this is ridiculous. It seems like every day there's another God-fearing saint in yet another preposterously bizarre sex scandal. Frankly, it frightens me to hear about stuff like --

Dude. No. NO!!!

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