Reasons Why Clarence Thomas Didn't Think He Had to Declare His Wife's Income:
- He's an originalist, so he only fills out forms correctly when they begin with "Prithee."
- Sure, his wife is a working lawyer, but he thought chicks could only make serious money if they knew how to dance.
- He thought "women's work" was an oxymoron, like "jumbo shrimp" or "affirmative action."
- He thought he'd put a check mark in the box, but it turned out to be a pubic hair.
- He could have sworn the dude they picked for president repealed all that "ethics" shit.
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