In between reading Bible verses and praying for the souls of heathens, they whip out the guns and play with them. Here's your average Thursday night at the Duggar house:
That's John David Duggar and a foreign exchange student. (Dad is the head in the middle.) Yup, those are assault weapons the kids are holding. Don't worry: they're Christians, though they look about two hand gestures away from being Crips. The family needs that massive firepower for shooting squirrels, Michelle says. I don't know. Maybe squirrels hang around in groups of fifty, and if you don't get them all at once, the survivors will fight back.
On the positive side, I really have to show a little respect. Taking part in a foreign exchange program is really brilliant. Just think: somebody with a second-grade education, who has to scramble for food anywhere he can find it, who's lived his entire life crammed with dozens of people in a few tiny rooms, can hang out with a dude from Bangladesh. That's cool.
Now, back to hunting, guys. Peace out!
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