A couple of months ago Crystal Lake's Prairie Ridge High School Health teacher Jacqulyn Levin decided that the best way to teach her students the parts of the female reproductive anatomy was to use something she called the "Vagina Dance." Levin led her class in a dance that involved pointing to and singing about reproductive body parts while prancing about the classroom.

Sigh. Looks like another year of zero royalties for "Yes Sir, That's My Vulva."