On Friday's Ellen DeGeneres Show, Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star Camille Grammer tells how she first learned of her husband Kelsey's infidelities.

"A mutual friend called me and said, 'I don't like what he's doing to you and I don't like the timing because you're still in the middle of shooting a reality show,'" Camille recalls.

Really, Camille? Somebody thought the timing was bad? That if you knew Kelsey was cheating on you, it'd be hard for you to call another chick a whore? A "friend" thought that a man should make an extra effort to remain faithful when his wife has to fling Cosmos at other bitches at work? That a man's infidelity might shatter the zen bliss of a "Real Housewives" episode?

I say thank God this news didn't undermine your reality career, and somehow you found the inner strength to keep screaming at sluts. Because, as we're all well aware, that's just the kind of woman you are.