When Heterosexuals Write

From a Condé Nast Traveler article describing the manly sports available at Drumlanrig Castle in Scotland:

[Y]ou can learn the etiquette of the grouse hunt, or go out with a gamekeeper with fly and rod and shotgun and make your own way around the estate. You can bring your dog and have him trained. . . . You can fly in in your own plane and land on the main drive, amid the sheep, as one party of guns did in a Cessna -- though while taking off, they hit a bump and ended up upside down in the [river]. All of them died. "Sad," says [a gamekeeper] simply.