Cindy Jacobs, a right-wing activist at Generals International, claims the recent spate of animal deaths was caused by the repeal of Don't Ask, Don't Tell.

"[B]ecause we have said it’s okay for people who commit these kinds of acts to be recognized in our military," she announced, "a hundred thousand drum fish died and . . . birds just fell out of the air."

Yeah. God's showing his anger at homosexuals by killing birds and fish. Right now He's in heaven going, "What, do you think I don't know slang?"