The Same Day As Jolene
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The path journal from last week, Losing IQ Points, was published this
morning. The walk today happened. 36 minutes, some dizziness, and the
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'when you're all alone in the wee wee hours of the night' -- what, when you get up to pee? Never heard that referred to in a song before. Oh these modern kids.
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