An Illinois schoolteacher phoned his wife, but didn't say anything to her. She heard angry voices and assumed he'd been taken hostage, so she called 911 and a SWAT team surrounded the place. Later they found out he'd butt-dialed her by mistake, and he was listening to rap music at home.

Well, I don't blame the wife. I'd freak out if somebody called me, and in the background I heard some angry black man making them toast to the douchebags.