A married father of two has left his family at home for a dream vacation around the world with his sex dolls.

Dave Hockey, 57, admits to having fourteen sex dolls, which cost up to $3,000 apiece, and says he's spent another couple thousand to dress them in glamorous outfits, wigs, and high heels. For his vacation this year, he's blowing $25,000 to take his six favorite dolls to Britain and America, stopping in Stonehenge, the Grand Canyon and Niagara Falls, and taking the molded mistresses sky-diving, horseback riding and on motorcycle rides.

Dave insists his wife "doesn't mind." "My wife understands it is a hobby. She isn't threatened by the dolls. She knows I'm not going to run off with an eighty-pound piece of silicone shaped like a woman."

Eighty pounds of silicone? What, does it only have one boob?

Hey, let's hear a round of applause for Dave. What a catch! He didn't skip out on his wife in the middle of the night. No, he walked out in broad daylight, after packing suitcases full of lingerie and stilettos for Samantha, Carley, Miyuki, Bianca, Janelle and Nita. And then he called the press and told them what he was doing, and claimed his wife was totally cool with it. That's nerve. Personal note to Ms. Hockey: it's not gonna cost $3,000 to replace dumb, bald or paunch.

Anyway, if you want to meet Dave, keep an eye out for a motorcycle with one happy rider and six blank stares. Listen for the throaty putt-putt as he approaches your town.

No, it's not the bike: he always forgets to wash out Bianca.