How do you win a whole slew of Academy Awards? Hollywood knows: make a Holocaust drama, or a gun-totin' Western. Finally Sony Searchlight came up with the brilliant idea of combining the two, and they're already proudly predicting a 2012 Oscar sweep.

We got an advance look at the untitled project and just couldn't resist sharing some spoilers.

• What's bothering the cattle? Nazis.
  
  
• Hoss first got suspicious of Curly, the chuckwagon cook, when he spent half an hour explaining what the beans symbolized.
  
  
• Indians give him the nickname Wears Little Corn Cake On Head.
  
  
• "Get those wagons into a circle there." (PAUSE.) "Not so fast, Steinberg."
  
  
• For target practice, the sheriff plinks at two sets of dishes.
  
  
• Butch and Sundance nearly get away, but their elevator stops at every floor.
  
  
• Who's the rootin'-tootin'ist, quick-shootin'ist gal in the Old West? Anne Frank.
  
  
• Jack really, really wishes he knew how to quit Wilhelm.