Monday, January 3, 2011

The Three Stages of Life: Gossip

Robert Pattinson and Kristin Steward are reportedly vacationing together on the Isle of Wight.

YOUTH: "NOOOO! He's my boyfriend!"

MIDDLE-AGED: "Oh, dude, he is so totally boning her."

OLD: "God, they are just desperate to prove she ain't a lez."

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