Octuplets mother Nadya Suleman, under threat of having her home foreclosed, has accepted an offer from People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals. For $5,000 and a month's supply of vegan food, she'll allow the animal-rights group to place a sign on her front lawn telling people they need to sterilize their pets.

You know those sea turtles that swim up onto the beach and deposit hundreds of eggs into a hole? Even they were offended by this.