If you're in New York today, head to Madison Square Park at noon for a Philips Norelco "deforestation" promotion. They're inviting New York City’s hairiest men to “leaf” nothing to the imagination for a chance to have their chests “deforested” by Carmen Electra in front of a crowd of onlookers in tree-lined Madison Square Park.

I totally do not get the online part of this promotion called "What kind of tree are you?" It starts with double entendres about pruning your hedges to make your trunk look big, and ends with you naked in a hotel room while a gorilla tickles your bits with a branch.


Which, you know, isn't going to make me buy anything, though it's pretty much the way I met Raoul.