An Indiana college student has attracted 30,000 supporters for a Facebook campaign urging women to show as much cleavage as possible to prove that breasts do not cause earthquakes.
Jen McCreight has named Monday, April 26 National Boobquake Day as a protest against an Iranian cleric who claimed that women who do not cover up were to blame for predictions that Tehran would be hit by a quake.
"On Monday, April 26, I will wear the most cleavage-showing shirt I own," McCreight said. "I encourage other female skeptics to join me and embrace the supposed supernatural power of their breasts.
"With the power of our scandalous bodies combined, we should surely produce an earthquake."
So if you see a scantily-clad woman standing in a doorway on Monday, she absolutely, positively isn't a whore.
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