Note to Elsie's Sub Shop in Red Bank, New Jersey:
Yes, blue cheese dressing is exactly the same thing as blue cheese.
And in the spirit of goodwill from a guy who recently dined there, I'd like to offer you exclusive use of my fabulous ranch for only $500 a month.
Heck, I'll even toss in free access to my 1000 island if you send me that money today.
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This is a repost from 2021. … Every four years, someone will say this is
the worst choice ever. Every four years, someone will say this is the most
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Whoops, someone had a run-in with a waitress.
Some travel book said Red Bank was a delightful excursion from Manhattan. Meanwhile, everybody there that I spoke to said, "You were in New York City and you paid money to come HERE?"
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