It's Wednesday, so the New York Times must be writing about pornography again. Over two pages they lament about how porn studios have given up the plot lines and story arcs of the golden years in lieu of two- to three-minute vignettes of pure, unadulterated sex made for web attention spans.

Some in the industry would prefer their sex with a little more character development.

[Porn star Savanna] Samson, for example, said she took her acting seriously and used to prepare studiously for her roles, like the character she played in the 2006 movie “Flasher.”

Because God knows you don't want the audience staring at your naked body and thinking, "But why is she showing her tits to her Tai Chi instructor?"