Thursday, July 30, 2009

Thursday News Round-Up

Chinese Chemical Manufacturers Insist Convulsions Are Just Your Body's Way of Saying It's Happy

Dead Animals Liven up Dull Apartments

Boston Cop Has Nothing But Respect for Blacks, Banana-Eating Jungle Monkeys

Somebody Somewhere Is Going to Have Jude Law's Baby


Fox News Channel commentator Glenn Beck said he believes President Obama is a racist. The controversial news man declared that Obama has demonstrated ''a deep-seated hatred for white people or the white culture.''

President Obama vigorously denied the charge, inviting Beck to the White House to share a glass of Tang and a Twinkie.





A South Carolina man was charged with having sex with a horse after the animal's owner caught the act on videotape, then staked out the stable and caught him at gun point.

But this wasn't the first time Rodell Vereen has been charged with buggery. He pleaded guilty last year to having sex with the same horse after he was found in the same stable.

''Police kept telling me it couldn't be the same guy,'' owner Barbara Kenley said. ''I couldn't believe that there were two guys going around doing this to the same horse.''


In his defense Mr. Vereen said, "Hey, it's not my fault Blossom is so damn hot."





Workers at a Texas call center passed out after a colleague squirted on a strong perfume.

Thirty-four people were taken to local hospitals after they started complaining of dizziness, shortness of breath, chest pains and headaches. As panic spread through the building, the workers feared they were under chemical attack or the victims of a carbon monoxide leak.

Eventually the employees were allowed to return to their desks.


Shortly afterwards, the makers of Charlie announced that in the future they'd make the fragrance slightly less kicky.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Vereen asked the horse if she wanted him to stop and she said nay.

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