As a civilization, America has come so far. Back when I was a kid, politicians actually used to smear their opponents by telling everybody they were gay. They'd print up anonymous flyers, make anonymous phone calls, fill their speeches with half-truths and innuendo. It was worse than insulting. It was under-handed and preposterous and sick.

Thank God times have changed and all that is relegated to the past.

Nowadays you just tell Google they're gay.