Interested in transforming your humdrum life into something worthy of interest? Head straight to Amazon and search for books whose titles start with "How I Became." Below are a few that provoked my interest, sorted by the most difficult transition first:

How I Became A Famous Novelist
How I Became A Millionaire Bushman
How I Became A Super Hero
How I Became A Fisherman Named Pete
How I Became The World's Greatest Lover
How I Became Hettie Jones
How I Became A Pirate
How I Became Grandmaster at Age 14
How I Became Champion of the Universe
How I Became A Disciple of Babaji
How I Became A Bond Chick
How I became A Fashion Model
How I Became A Success Selling Herbs
How I Became A Nun
How I Became A Super Villain
How I Became A Girl Reporter
How I Became Hollywood's Favorite Party Girl
How I Became A Crack Shot
How I Became A Black Man and Other Metamorphoses
How I Became A Fearless Woman
How I Became A Big Brother
How I Became An American
How I Became An Australian
How I Became Father To 1000 Children
How I Became A Freak
How I Became Mr. Insurance in My Community
How I Became Stupid
How I Became A Psychic Artist
How I Became The Cat Lady
How I Became Whatever It Is I Am