Tuesday, July 14, 2009

Note to Elsie's Sub Shop in Red Bank, New Jersey:

Yes, blue cheese dressing is exactly the same thing as blue cheese.

And in the spirit of goodwill from a guy who recently dined there, I'd like to offer you exclusive use of my fabulous ranch for only $500 a month.

Heck, I'll even toss in free access to my 1000 island if you send me that money today.

2 comments:

dpaste said...

Whoops, someone had a run-in with a waitress.

RomanHans said...

Some travel book said Red Bank was a delightful excursion from Manhattan. Meanwhile, everybody there that I spoke to said, "You were in New York City and you paid money to come HERE?"

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