STRATFORD, Conn. (AP) -- Police say 41-year-old Christopher Hoff has been arrested because he showed up at a dental office naked.

Authorities say Hoff entered Optimus Dental's office Monday with nothing on. A startled female receptionist screamed, and he ran away.

As he sits in his cell and replays it in his mind, though, she always says, "Hey, stud, you wanna get that thing pulled?"