Yes, dolphins are the only animals aside from man who have sex for pleasure.

All the rest have mothers-in-law waiting on the sidelines screaming "WHEN THE HELL ARE YOU GOING TO GIVE ME GRANDKIDS?"

This is why turtles usually stop having sex after they reach 100 years of age. The males turn to their wives and say, "Hey, we've already got FOUR BILLION KIDS. Give me a fuckin' break."

This reminds me of a National Geographic article that said male seahorses frequently "inadvertently" have sex with each other. Which raises the question, how did these researchers know? Did the seahorses actually say they were looking for pussy? Did they lay the blame on tiny cans of beer? Or did they swim off with a horrified look on their faces after discovering their partner had a tiny cock and balls?


Note to researchers everywhere: Eddie Murphy wasn't just giving a stranger a ride.