Oh. Okay. So, let's recap how this went.
GIRL: I think I'll check in on Facebook. Hey, lots of peeps in the house! Yo peeps! God, Brenda never shuts up, does she. And Carol, stupid cow. Holy Jesus -- my pervy boss accepted my friend request! He thinks I like him! What a sap. (Pause.) Okay, what's new? "OMG I HATE MY JOB."
I'm guessing she's about eight seconds away from a book deal.
(Via Joe.My.God)
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