Wednesday, August 26, 2009

There Go My Idols, Parts 1 and 2

1. Smokey Robinson singing Norah Jones on Conan O'Brian last night.

2. First she nagged David Letterman like a fishwife about his socks, then answered his question about how poor people could be fashionable by recommending twenty-dollar lipstick. And then Anna Wintour -- looking all Nancy Reagan, with giant head and spindly body -- tried to tell a joke:

"Well, just yesterday the press called me an ice queen, the Sun King, an alien fleeing from District 9 and a dominatrix. Which I guess makes me, like, um, room-temperature, uh, royalty, from . . . what was it? Oh, outer space. And I'm, like, hitting people. With a whip."

1 comment:

Yet Another Steve said...

Anna Wintour presumes to give other people fashion advice while she's wearing a dress that exposes those awful arms? Dear god, she couldn't have looked more repulsive if she'd come out in a thong