But sadly, she just can't sleep with everyone.



The Obsessive Compulsive Foundation's annual conference is taking place this weekend. About 1,200 people have signed up to listen to speakers and attend seminars.

I hope this year's conference goes better than last. After everyone finally settled in their chairs, they started 6,406 hours late.



Michael Douglas' son is a major drug dealer, according to a criminal complaint filed Thursday.

The complaint alleges that Cameron Douglas traveled coast to coast dealing large quantities of methamphetamine and referred to the drug with the code words "bath salts."

The police were initially confused by talk that these bath salts could make your nose bleed but figured Douglas probably wholesaled to J. C. Penney.



Fox TV has declined to air an episode of "Family Guy" whose plot centers on abortion.

The episode features matriarch Lois Griffin acting as a surrogate mother for an infertile couple who are then killed in a car crash.

A Fox spokesman defended the decision, saying it might alienate viewers who've grown to accept the family headed by a dude with testicles for a chin.